I would appreciate it if you would reveal to me your names. Your story is unfurling most happily (well, the story isn't always very happy, but the writer is most joyful that the story is unfurling). However, only one of you has been kind enough to share with me your name. The rest of you stinkers are sitting about giggling at the temporary names I have given you in lieu of your real ones. Names that do not fit. So if you would be so kind, you may whisper your "YES, I can't picture him/her with ANY other name" name to me at any time, I promise to listen.
The Slave to Your Whims